truth: whats the most mainstream/non-goth thing about you? dare: have a touching emotional moment with ur dad
❝….❞ he hesitates for a moment, glancing off to the side in thought. It wasn’t that either of these questions would injure his pride too much, but rather, it was hard deciding what he WANTED to do. Eventually, he heaves a sigh in that annoyed-teenager way that he always managed to pull off so well.
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❝Hey, dad, I…❞ sighing again, he runs his hand through his hair. ❝… I know I don’t say it as much anymore, and I’ve been like, a total cunt and whatever but… I love you a lot, dad. Thanks for being patient with me and… Just listening, I guess,❞ he gives half a smile, almost as if he were embarrassed.
❝… Despite what anyone else thinks, you’re pretty cool.❞
"Alright, I'm gonna ask one more time, my dude. Did you or did you not, steal all the neighbor's oregano?"
❝Pfft. Why would I need to steal Oregano when I can just buy it from the store? That just seems stupid, to break into someone’s house and steal an herb I can buy for $2 to buy pasta. Take that as a no, because that’s probably the stupidest thing I’ve heard today.❞
❝…. Is there even vegetarian options here? All I’m seeing is meat and more meat. I mean, whatever, I guess. I could just drink a cup of sour cream and call it a day,❞ it was a dry joke, but whatever. ❝Why’re you even dragging me here, ANYWAYS?❞ Lucien crosses his arm, leaning against the nearest wall as he made a VAGUE ATTEMPT to look like he was standing in line next to Amanda. ❝Even the salad has chicken in it, what the FUCK?❞
“Contrary to popular belief, penguins are… birds.”
❝….. Contrary to WHOSE popular belief, idiot? What are you trying to get at, here? Is this a ruse?❞ he furrows his brow, sticking his lower lip out in a POUT, trying yo peer past Joseph, as if to check to see is SOMETHING was happening behind him that the minister didn’t want him to see. ❝Or are you just stupid? Heh. I GUESS it would make sense that religion fucks with you, huh?❞
