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   Well… That’s certainly one way to look at it. But hey! You’re only young still, kiddo. You’ve still got a lot of growing to do… More on a personal and spiritual sense than a PHYSICAL one but” He sighs, “You never know what’s gonna happen.”

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    Ugh, great. Another ‘you’ll change your mind someday!’ dude. Lucien gives a quiet groan. ❝You better not be setting me up for another stupid joke… What will never happen?❞

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   “Kid, you say it’s bad now… But eventually you’ll pass this joke onto your kids, and their kids after that. I’ve done you a great service. You should be THANKING me.”

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    ❝Implying that I’ll have kids was your first mistake. Watching myself grow up and watching the light leave my dad’s eyes was enough for me to stop and maybe think, ‘hey, fuck it. the world’s overpopulated anyways’.❞

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   “What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?
FROSTBITE.”

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    ❝GOD, that was so irredeemably BAD. How can you look at yourself in the mirror knowing you’ve told such an atrocious joke?❞

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