wcrstbehavier:

[ Text to: Emo Kid ] :  Hurry up.
[ Text to: Emo Kid ] :  it’s fucking cold out here.

[text to: idiot] dont be such a pussy im coming

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    ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR, there is an audibly loud sigh, coming from what seemed to be midway up the nearby staircase as Lucien descended, and from the sound of it, he was moving as SLOWLY as he humanly could, as if to SPITE Ernest for his OWN impatience, each step creaking under the cotton of Lucien’s socks ( at BEST, it was hypocritical to even tease him for such, as Lucien had just spent the past five-or-so minutes TEASING the other for the exact same reason, but  Lucien was unwilling to go into the logic of such stupid things ). Sooner than later, there was the sound of the door unlocking, and the lanky teen peeked his head out, staring down at Ernest. ❝So, are you coming in, or what?❞

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wcrstbehavier:

[ Text to: Emo Kid ] : what the fuck
[ Text to: Emo Kid ] :I was walking over you fucking freak
[ Text to: Emo Kid ] : I’m outside.

[text to: idiot] chill out i was kidding
[text to: idiot] i wouldnt want to know anyways
[text to: idiot] im coming downstairs hold on

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wcrstbehavier:

[ Text to: Emo Kid ] : dumb but alright
[ Text to: Emo Kid ] : keep your pants on I’m on my way
[ Text to: Emo Kid ] : give me like 5 mins I’ll be there.

[text to: idiot] if you smell like dog ill kill you by the way
[text to: idiot] theyll never find your body
[text to: idiot] god whats taking you so long anyways were you jacking off to your dads poster of john cena? do you need to finish? should i check back later?
[text to: idiot] jackass

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@wcrstbehavier  cont. from X.

[text to: idiot] haha
[text to: idiot]
not my fault youre a dipshit
[text to: idiot] not gonna spoil anything though so are you gonna get over to my place or what