caeruiean-blog
asked:
"Alright, I'm gonna ask one more time, my dude. Did you or did you not, steal all the neighbor's oregano?"

    ❝Pfft. Why would I need to steal Oregano when I can just buy it from the store? That just seems stupid, to break into someone’s house and steal an herb I can buy for $2 to buy pasta. Take that as a no, because that’s probably the stupidest thing I’ve heard today.❞

caeruieanᶠᵃᵐᵒᵘˢ ˡᵃˢᵗ ʷᵒʳᵈˢ ｢ ic. ｣ʷᵉ'ʳᵉ ᵃˡˡ ᵈᵉᵃᵈ ᶰᵒʷ ｢ answered. ｣