❝Gee, what a great day to deface the church.❞ ʰᶤ ᵐʸ ᶰᵃᵐᵉ ᶤˢ ᴱᵇᵒᶰʸ ᴰᵃʳᵏ'ᶰᵉˢˢ ᴰᵉᵐᵉᶰᵗᶤᵃ ᴿᵃᵛᵉᶰ ᵂᵃʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᴵ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ˡᵒᶰᵍ ᵉᵇᵒᶰʸ ᵇˡᵃᶜᵏ ʰ ｢ crack. ｣