@periodiic cont. from X.

    ❝Nobody has ever started a fight with me over that, dad. We all know it’s a joke, I promise,❞ he gives a soft laugh, looking up from his phone from across the coffee table. ❝I only start fights over bigger things. Besides, it’s usually said over SMALLER things. Like…❞ he taps on his phone case, eyes wandering as he tried to think of an example. ❝… Neon green is objectively the worst color. Fight me.❞